STILL ENJOYING YOURSELF?
Sorry, been away. I understand that we are, aren't, have been, haven't been, might have been, could have but who gives a crap, under an embargo, which as you all know is a 1940s film featuring Lauren Bacall and some guy in a hat. But bless me I return to find we have signed an American with thighs like thunder and a throw as long as Nottinghamshire. Lichaj. It's a funny name. Li - charge? Is that it? Lee - char? We'll find out soon enough.
Lee-hay? Anyway, we appear to have signed Jara, who did so well last season. And England beat SadOrfreekah to reach the final of the Champion's Trophy, where they will meet India probably, or maybe Sri Lanka, but probably India.
NEW SEASON - FAWAZ STYLE