CONFIRMED SIGNINGS 02/07/09   David McGoldrick   Southampton   midfield/forward   Dele Adebola   Borstal City   striker   Paul Anderson   Liverpool   midfield   Lee Camp   Queens Park Ladies   goalkeeper   Eddie Nobody   No details as yet

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BRING BACK THE BEAR!

Look, this is serious. That Robin thing is just scary and embarrassing, and makes a travesty of a legendary hero. We'd rather have Sherwood bumbling all over the place than that doll-eyed zombie creeping around one corner of the ground. At least Sherwood never made you shudder. And he never carried a weapon. Of course, they might think about giving him a weapon. A shotgun. That would be cool. Anyway, if you would like Sherwood back, please email us. Or write to your favourite forum.