Okay, so it might take longer, but we're using the word "week" metaphorically. You understand that, don't you?

CONFIRMED SIGNINGS 02/07/09

  David McGoldrick
  Southampton
  midfield/forward

  Dele Adebola
  Borstal City
  striker

  Paul Anderson
  Liverpool
  midfield

  Lee Camp
  Queens Park Ladies
  goalkeeper

  Eddie Nobody
  No details as yet


  Eddie Nobody
  No details as yet


  Eddie Nobody
  No details as yet


  Eddie Nobody
  No details as yet


  Eddie Nobody
  No details as yet


  Eddie Nobody
  No details as yet



BRING BACK THE BEAR!

Look, this is serious. That Robin thing is just scary and embarrassing, and makes a travesty of a legendary hero. We'd rather have Sherwood bumbling all over the place than that doll-eyed zombie creeping around one corner of the ground. At least Sherwood never made you shudder. And he never carried a weapon. Of course, they might think about giving him a weapon. A shotgun. That would be cool. Anyway, if you would like Sherwood back, please email us. Or write to your favourite forum.


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