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Nottingham Forest 3
Jesus 45, MGW 62, Awoniyi 87

THE STATS DON'T LIE

	Club size As you can see from the graphic, Tottenham is a far bigger club than Notts Forest, with a bigger and better stadium and greater global support. Not that it made any bloody difference to this bunch of tosspots.
	Overall possession As you can see from the graphic, Tottenham enjoyed virtually complete dominance in this match against Notts "Park The Bus" Forest. Forest had 5% possession, during which they fluked 3 goals.
	Player quality As you can see from the graphic, the man-for-man quality of the Tottenham players far exceeded that of their Forest equivalents. It beggars belief how Forest won that with a team of bus-parking cloggers. God.
	Initial support As you can see from the graphic, the Tottenham support was magnificent from the outset. Despite their team's false position in the league, the fans cheered the players into the ground, and roared at every opportunity like the herd of delusional idiots they are.
	End support As you can see from the graphic, by the end the support for these tosspots had evaporated like a noiseless fart in the wind.
	Media hype As you can see from the graphic, Tottenham were the media favourites in this match, hence the amount of whiny soul-searching about their descent into hell. I mean, getting beaten by Forest, of all people.
	Corners and shots As you can see from the graphic, Tottenham had at least 97 corners and shots, all of which were headed away or cleared by some poxy hoofer who seemed to know his job or saved by the Forest goalkeeper whose job it was to save things. Bugger.
	Whiny podcasts As you can see from the graphic, Tottenham have by far the whiniest podcasters on the tube, because they, like the players, cannot cope with the unaccustomed threat of relegation. If Tottenham go down, most of them will disappear.
	Bottle As you can see from the graphic, Tottenham didn't have any.
	Goals As you can see from the graphic, Notts Forest scored 100% more goals than Tottenham, this despite Tottenham being the biggest club, having the best ground, having the best players, enjoying phenomenal (initial) support, singing "Cam orn yew Spurz" in that forlorn way of theirs, and generally being a cherished global institution.
	Manager As you can see from the graphic, Spurs don't seem to have one.
	Smile of the day As you can see from the graphic, the biggest smile of the day was worn by that apparently useless lump Taiwo Awonyi when he scored Notts Forest's 3rd goal. And after it. And all the time really.