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EUROPA last 16 (away) March 19th 2026
MidgetyLand 1 (2)
Erling 69
Nottingham Forest 2 (2)
Dominguez 40, Yates 52
FOREST WIN 3-0 ON PENALTIES
AT PIE MANSIONS...
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A song with my boiled eggs, eh? What's got into you, Vetch?
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Forgive me, sir, but I cannot restrain my delight at yesterday's European victory.
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Good God, has Napoleon been at it again?
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No sir, Forest's Europa League victory.
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I thought Wellington had scuppered the villain at Waterloo.
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No, sir. Forest were one nil down from the home leg of their last 16 tie. Yesterday they travelled to Denmark for the away leg.
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Yes, I remember. Wellington said, "I hope no-one is stupid enough to write us off." Yes, I remember it well.
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Stirring words indeed, sir. Mister Vitor somehow convinced his second eleven that they were outstanding talents, and they proceeded to teach the Danes a harsh footballing lesson.
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Not at first though, eh Vetch? Napoleon attacked Wellington's centre at La Haye Sainte, and the blackguard nearly turned the tide.
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Yes, sir, it was frustrating for a while, but then Dominguez scored with a looping header and after half time Captain Yates scored with a twenty yard drive, and Forest were in charge.
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But Napoleon pushed on with the Old Guard and things looked dicey for Wellington and his one legged friend.
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But MidgetyLand scored and took the game to extra time and penalties.
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And just in the nick of time, the old ruffian Blucher arrived with his Prussians and turned the tide, eh Vetch? Remember that?
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I remember that MidgetyLand were remarkably inept at taking penalties, which meant that Forest progressed with ease to the Europa League quarter finals.
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Of course, you know what that old ruffian Blucher said about following the Foresters, don't you? He said, "Following the Foresters is like having sex with a fat lady - sweaty, awkward and exhausting, but nightmarishly unforgettable."
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He was, indeed, the wisest of men, sir.
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| 01 |
17.08.25 |
FOREST
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3 |
BENTFORD |
1 |
| 02 |
24.08.25 |
PALEARSE
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1 |
FOREST |
1 |
| 03 |
31.08.25 |
FOREST |
0 |
WET HAMS |
3 |
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nuno out |
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pog in |
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| 04 |
13.09.25 |
THE ARSE |
3 |
FOREST |
0 |
| 05 |
20.09.25 |
SHYMOORFOLK |
1 |
FOREST |
1 |
| E1 |
24.09.25 |
REAL BETTYS |
2 |
FOREST |
2 |
| 06 |
27.09.25 |
FOREST |
0 |
SNDRLND |
1 |
| E2 |
02.10.25 |
FOREST |
2 |
MIDGETYLAND |
3 |
| 07 |
05.10.25 |
SPIFFS |
2 |
FOREST |
0 |
| 08 |
18.10.25 |
FOREST |
0 |
CHELSEA |
3 |
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pog out |
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dyche in |
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| E3 |
23.10.25 |
FOREST |
2 |
PORTO |
0 |
| 09 |
26.10.25 |
AFC MUFFS |
2 |
FOREST |
0 |
| 10 |
01.11.25 |
FOREST |
2 |
MANURE |
2 |
| E4 |
06.11.25 |
STURM GRAZ |
0 |
FOREST |
0 |
| 11 |
09.11.25 |
FOREST |
3 |
LEED |
1 |
| 12 |
22.11.25 |
THE POO |
0 |
FOREST |
3 |
| E5 |
27.11.25 |
FOREST |
3 |
MALMO |
0 |
| 13 |
30.11.25 |
FOREST |
0 |
HOVE |
2 |
| 14 |
03.12.25 |
WONDERBRAS |
0 |
FOREST |
1 |
| 15 |
06.12.25 |
EVERTON |
3 |
FOREST |
0 |
| E6 |
11.12.25 |
UTRECHT |
1 |
FOREST |
2 |
| 16 |
14.12.25 |
FOREST |
3 |
TOSSPOTS |
0 |
| 17 |
22.12.25 |
COTTAGERS |
1 |
FOREST |
0 |
| 18 |
27.12.25 |
FOREST |
1 |
MANCITY |
2 |
| 19 |
30.12.25 |
FOREST |
0 |
EVERTON |
2 |
| 20 |
03.01.26 |
VILLA |
3 |
FOREST |
1 |
| 21 |
06.01.26 |
WET HAMS |
1 |
FOREST |
2 |
| 22 |
17.01.26 |
FOREST |
0 |
ARSENAL |
0 |
| E7 |
22.01.26 |
BRAGA |
1 |
FOREST |
0 |
| 23 |
25.01.26 |
BENTFORD |
0 |
FOREST |
2 |
| E8 |
29.01.26 |
FOREST |
4 |
FERENCVAROS |
0 |
| 24 |
01.02.26 |
FOREST |
1 |
PALEARSE |
1 |
| 25 |
06.02.26 |
LEED |
3 |
FOREST |
1 |
| 26 |
11.02.26 |
FOREST |
0 |
WONDERBRAS |
0 |
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dyche out |
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pereira in |
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| P1 |
19.02.26 |
FENDERBASHE |
0 |
FOREST |
3 |
| 27 |
22.02.26 |
FOREST |
0 |
THE POO |
1 |
| P2 |
26.02.26 |
FOREST |
1 |
FENDERBASHE |
2 |
| 28 |
01.03.26 |
HOVE |
2 |
FOREST |
1 |
| 29 |
01.03.26 |
MANCITY |
2 |
FOREST |
2 |
| K1 |
12.03.26 |
FOREST |
0 |
MIDGETYLAND |
1 |
| 30 |
15.03.26 |
FOREST |
0 |
COTTAGEBOYS |
0 |
| K2 |
19.03.26 |
MIDGETYLAND |
1 |
FOREST pens 3-0 |
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published march 20th 2026