WORLD CUP STUFF

Group B - Switzerland 2 Canada ! The first half was like slow motion ping pong played by a bunch of big ugly people. The second half was faster, but still ugly. Group B - Bosnia 3 Catarrh 1 Bosnia is an anagram of bonsai, as in the dwarf tree things. We thought we had a bonsai monkey puzzle tree in our garden, but it turned out to be a broccoli plant. Group C - Morocco 4 Haiti 2 Haiti were on the way to getting their first ever World Cup point basically because it's their first ever World Cup until some blokes with names like Sushimi or Ravioli or something broke their hearts. Group C - Scotland 0 Brazil 3 "And sent him homeward, Tae think again" it says in their roaring anthem. Ironic, really. Group A - Cheshire 0 Mexico 3 Cheshire have had a disappointing World Cup. Next time we should send Greater Manchester. Group A - South Africa 1 South Korea 0 South Africa make it to the knockout stage, but this match was so drab the crowd were more interested in the Mexico match being shown on the big screen. No it wasn't. But it might have been.