Nottingham Forest 0

Hove 2
de Cuyper 45+1, Tzimas 88

Didn't we tell everybody not to get carried away after beating three crap sides, didn't we? Yes we did, and look what happened. We go away for a few days and get back to find that Forest have lost at home to a side whose manager sounds like a giant organ.

We may have missed all the excitement of the Hove encounter, but reports have reached us that Morato was hanged after the match for being wank, that he replaced Murillo who was injured in the previous game he should never have been risked in thus suggesting that Dyche is proving to be a wank manager, a conclusion which was confirmed when he once more refused to start the spectacularly dangerous Hutchinson, all of which could have been avoided had the evil Nuno not shafted us, causing Marinakis to appoint some antipodean idiot whose short reign could well prove terminal in respect of Forest's Premier League status but never mind we have an away match on Wednesday then an away match on Saturday after which we will either have stayed where we are, crept up the table, or been dumped back in the Slough of Relegation from which few escape. Never mind, we can all go mad singing our favourite song...

Our mate Cademy Yatesy

Tapped in on a Monday,
Scored again on Tuesday,
Netted twice on Wednesday,
Headed home on Thursday,
Blazed a cracker Friday,
Fluked a goal on Saturday,
Sunday made it eightsy,
Good old Cademy Yatesy. Huzzah!