Dipswitch 1
Enciso 41
Nottingham Forest 1
Williams 13

THE GASLIGHTERS' GAZETTE

In this week's edition, we highlight a selection of truly inspirational comments made during the Dipswitch game,,,

☺ Don't worry, Glasner teams always start slowly.
☺ You can see the players are starting to gel.
☺ You can see the players are starting to understand the Glasner System.
☺ We're playing some beautiful football at times, and all because the players are starting to gel and the players are starting to understand the Glasner System. You can see it.
☺ The Glasner System.
☺ You can aleady see the results of Glasner's coaching.
☺ Once we score a goal, watch the floodgates open.
☺ There - a goal created and finished by two wing backs - that's the Glasner System for you. Now watch the floodgates open.
☺ There's a good footballer inside Liam Delap.
☺ There's a good footballer inside Dan Ndoye.
☺ It's good to see the Dipswitch fans cheering on ex-player Liam Delap.
☺ Dipswitch are a good side.
☺ Gary O'Neil doesn't have a chin.
☺ I'd have settled for a point before the game.
☺ A point could prove vital at the end of the season.
☺ We're out of the relegation zone!
☺ Oooh that was close Liam. Hard luck lad.
☺ Oooh that was close Dan. Hard luck lad.
☺ Oooh that was close MGW. Hard luck lad.
☺ Oooh that was close Murillo. Hard luck lad.
☺ One day we'll beat somebody 10-0.
☺ Sometimes you need to defend what you've got.
☺ We're doing well, considering we're playing against 13 men.
☺ We're doing well, considering they should be down to 10 men.
☺ We're doing well, considering the referee's an arsehole.
☺ We're better than them.
☺ Europe is still a possibility.
☺ Relegation is not a possibility.
☺ It was very windy.
☺ How do we get home from here?
☺ 30 more games to look forward to.
☺ We have an enormous xG.
☺ That was an exciting watch for the neutral.
☺ Glasner says we don't need to address the problem of missed chances. What a guy.
☺ Glasner says he was glad the referee went through the right procedure in awarding a yellow card to Diop. What a guy.
☺ The results will come. I can see Forest beating Mancheater City, for example.
☺ I'm very happy because I'm pissed.