| HOW ABOUT THIS THEN EH PIE? FULL BLACK JACKET BACK EH PIE? FULL BLACK JACKET!
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| Stop shouting.
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| Full black jacket though eh Pie? You know what that means don't you?
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| All I know is it's gone bloody dark in here.
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| Not just dark, Pie. BLACK. No more of that mimsy white stuff which is for women's flimsies and fancy crockery and making you blind like snow blind from the glare. No, the full black jacket means we're back in business.
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| What do you mean back in business?
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| Haven't you noticed how badly Forest have been doing lately? Do you know why? I'll tell you why. White website, that's why. White websites drain our essential fluids. But now, with a full black jacket website, those essential fluids will be replaced, and the team will prosper.
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| And how does that work, Stress?
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| It's happening already, Pie. That win against the Wet Hams, that draw against the Mighty Arse - it's the turning point, that's what it is. Thanks to the full black jacket, Forest are on their way up. Our Ginger King will lead us once more to mid-table respectabilitude.
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| You said you hated the Ginger King. You called him the Ginger Snotwipe.
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| But that was before the full black jacket showed me the light, Pie. You watch - our Ginger King will give the Sports Bras a right walloping on Thursday night.
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| Sporting Braga. You don't even know where Braga is, do you?
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| It's just north of Tuxford, isn't it?
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| That's right, Stress. It's just north of Tuxford. Well done. Here, drink this.
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published january 21st 2026