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EUROPA game 7 January 22nd 2026
Sporting Braga 1 Yates 54 (og)
Nottingham Forest 0  Anderson 90+4
A Comedy of Horrors
Forsooth, see how the Forest Men do skate
And frolic on the plashy foreign turf,
While we by winter fires can only pray
That Mistress Fortune smile upon their art.
But lo, this band are not the happy few
Who stood their ground against the Arsenal's wrath,
But callow youths whose antics mock the badge
And cry Surrender in the battle's heat.
See how they struggle while the Rufous King
Cries foolish orders to this band of fools,
And we by winter fires do fear the worst.
But all's not lost, for oftentimes it seems
Incompetence doth bring its own rewards
Like glinting rubies found in dead men's mouths,
And, thank the Lord, a penalty is called
To spare our blushes on this drabbest day.
Alas, Dame Fortune is a flightsome wench
Whose promised favours can be snatched away,
And so the bloody penalty is saved.
And deep red blushes deepen redder still
As Captain Yates doth steer an own goal home.
The Rufous King smears mucous on his pate
As desp'rate measures fail and fail again,
Except to see the Anderson sent off,
And shame brought down like showers of bitter gall.
And we by winter fires sense only rage
As Dyche's comic players leave the stage.
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| 01 |
17.08.25 |
FOREST
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3 |
BENTFORD |
1 |
| 02 |
24.08.25 |
PALEARSE
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1 |
FOREST |
1 |
| 03 |
31.08.25 |
FOREST |
0 |
WET HAMS |
3 |
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nuno out |
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pog in |
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| 04 |
13.09.25 |
THE ARSE |
3 |
FOREST |
0 |
| 05 |
20.09.25 |
SHYMOORFOLK |
1 |
FOREST |
1 |
| E1 |
24.09.25 |
REAL BETTYS |
2 |
FOREST |
2 |
| 06 |
27.09.25 |
FOREST |
0 |
SNDRLND |
1 |
| E2 |
02.10.25 |
FOREST |
2 |
MIDGETYLAND |
3 |
| 07 |
05.10.25 |
SPIFFS |
2 |
FOREST |
0 |
| 08 |
18.10.25 |
FOREST |
0 |
CHELSEA |
3 |
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pog out |
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dyche in |
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| E3 |
23.10.25 |
FOREST |
2 |
PORTO |
0 |
| 09 |
26.10.25 |
AFC MUFFS |
2 |
FOREST |
0 |
| 10 |
01.11.25 |
FOREST |
2 |
MANURE |
2 |
| E4 |
06.11.25 |
STURM GRAZ |
0 |
FOREST |
0 |
| 11 |
09.11.25 |
FOREST |
3 |
LEED |
1 |
| 12 |
22.11.25 |
THE POO |
0 |
FOREST |
3 |
| E5 |
27.11.25 |
FOREST |
3 |
MALMO |
0 |
| 13 |
30.11.25 |
FOREST |
0 |
HOVE |
2 |
| 14 |
03.12.25 |
WONDERBRAS |
0 |
FOREST |
1 |
| 15 |
06.12.25 |
EVERTON |
3 |
FOREST |
0 |
| E6 |
11.12.25 |
UTRECHT |
1 |
FOREST |
2 |
| 16 |
14.12.25 |
FOREST |
3 |
TOSSPOTS |
0 |
| 17 |
22.12.25 |
COTTAGERS |
1 |
FOREST |
0 |
| 18 |
27.12.25 |
FOREST |
1 |
MANCITY |
2 |
| 19 |
30.12.25 |
FOREST |
0 |
EVERTON |
2 |
| 20 |
03.01.26 |
VILLA |
3 |
FOREST |
1 |
| 21 |
06.01.26 |
WET HAMS |
1 |
FOREST |
2 |
| 22 |
17.01.26 |
FOREST |
0 |
ARSENAL |
0 |
| E7 |
22.01.26 |
BRAGA |
1 |
FOREST |
0 |
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published january 23rd 2026