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SEASON 2025/26   game 38   May 24th 2026
Nottingham Forest 1
MGW 33
AFC Muffs 1
Tavernier 53

Highlights and Lowlights of the Final Day

The John Robertson Stand celebration made the hearts swell a bit.

The City Ground looked beautiful. The place seems to glow in the sunshine.

MGW's goal was spectacular, again. It made me wonder who was working out these moves in training - the coaches or MGW himself. I suspect the latter. I hope somebody sends a clip of his 10 finger celebration to Thomas Tookle, to be played every time England fail to inspire.

The Muffs may be a decent enough team, and Iraola may be a decent enough manager, but both may have peaked. The Europa League will test them - the Champions League would have destroyed them - and we'll see whether Iraola can get a better job than Palearse.

It was good to see Man City go out on a low, losing 2-1 to Aston Villa. It was stomach turning to see Silva and Stones given a guard of honour by both teams when they were substituted in the second half. Like everything at the Etihad, it smelled of fraudulent manipulation. I'm surprised Unai Emery agreed to it. Or am I? Anyway, Pep's gone, perhaps slipping away before 115 hammers smash his legacy to bits.

Talking of all things suspicious, Everton's capitulation to Spurs stank to high heaven. Either "arrangements" were made, or Moyes has ended up doing the usual Moyes thing - starting off okay then reducing a team to ambition-less robots. They packed it in ages ago, so Spurs couldn't have met a more compliant opponent on the day.

What was slightly amusing about this final day was that, despite media attempts to hype the crap out of it, it ended up being a bit of a dud. Brighton caved in as usual. Burnley and Wolves drew but nobody came. Arse didn't need to beat Palearse, but they did, probably out of habit. Newcastle and Liverpool continued to disappoint. Chelsea quietly rotted. Leed did their best to help Wet Hams, and some quite obnoxious Spursy podcasters continued to whine in that nasally way they have despite their team's survival. There was an awful lot of meh in the air.

We acknowledge that this season has been tough, that too many mistakes have been made, but we remain persuaded that Forest are one of the more proper, honest clubs in the League. Next season, amid the institutional incompetence, corruption, financial and emotional manipulation and dishonest hype, we hope that the honest clubs find a way to thrive. We hold no such hopes for the World Cup, which drowned in the Trumpfantino swamp before it was even born. That should be fun.


LEED (38) 47pts FOREST (38) 44ptsWHAM (38) 39pts SPURS (38) 43pts
01   Burnley (H) WIN 04   Chelsea (A) WIN 02   Bentford (A) LOSE 03   Villa (A) WIN
11   Spurs (A) DRAW 10   Newcs (H) DRAW 10   Arse (H) LOSE 11   Leed (H) DRAW
17   Brighton (H) WIN 17   ManU (A) LOSE 17   Newcs (A) LOSE 19   Chelsea (A) LOSE
24   Wham (A)LOSE 24   Muffs (H) DRAW 24   Leed (H) WIN 24   Everton (H) WIN

01 17.08.25 FOREST 3 BENTFORD 1
02 24.08.25 PALEARSE 1 FOREST 1
03 31.08.25 FOREST 0 WET HAMS 3
  nuno out   pog in
04 13.09.25 THE ARSE 3 FOREST 0
05 20.09.25 SHYMOORFOLK 1 FOREST 1
E1 24.09.25 REAL BETTYS 2 FOREST 2
06 27.09.25 FOREST 0 SNDRLND 1
E2 02.10.25 FOREST 2 MIDGETYLAND 3
07 05.10.25 SPIFFS 2 FOREST 0
08 18.10.25 FOREST 0 CHELSEA 3
  pog out   dyche in
E3 23.10.25 FOREST 2 PORTO 0
09 26.10.25 AFC MUFFS 2 FOREST 0
10 01.11.25 FOREST 2 MANURE 2
E4 06.11.25 STURM GRAZ 0 FOREST 0
11 09.11.25 FOREST 3 LEED 1
12 22.11.25 THE POO 0 FOREST 3
E5 27.11.25 FOREST 3 MALMO 0
13 30.11.25 FOREST 0 HOVE 2
14 03.12.25 WONDERBRAS 0 FOREST 1
15 06.12.25 EVERTON 3 FOREST 0
E6 11.12.25 UTRECHT 1 FOREST 2
16 14.12.25 FOREST 3 TOSSPOTS 0
17 22.12.25 COTTAGERS 1 FOREST 0
18 27.12.25 FOREST 1 MANCITY 2
19 30.12.25 FOREST 0 EVERTON 2
20 03.01.26 VILLA 3 FOREST 1
21 06.01.26 WET HAMS 1 FOREST 2
22 17.01.26 FOREST 0 ARSENAL 0
E7 22.01.26 BRAGA 1 FOREST 0
23 25.01.26 BENTFORD 0 FOREST 2
E8 29.01.26 FOREST 4 FERENCVAROS 0
24 01.02.26 FOREST 1 PALEARSE 1
25 06.02.26 LEED 3 FOREST 1
26 11.02.26 FOREST 0 WONDERBRAS 0
  dyche out   pereira in
P1 19.02.26 FENDERBASHE 0 FOREST 3
27 22.02.26 FOREST 0 THE POO 1
P2 26.02.26 FOREST 1 FENDERBASHE 2
28 01.03.26 HOVE 2 FOREST 1
29 01.03.26 MANCITY 2 FOREST 2
K1 12.03.26 FOREST 0 MIDGETYLAND 1
30 15.03.26 FOREST 0 COTTAGEBOYS 0
K2 19.03.26 MIDGETYLAND 1 FOREST pens 3-0 2
31 22.03.26 TOSSPOTS 0 FOREST 3
Q1 09.04.26 PORTO 1 FOREST 1
32 12.04.26 FOREST 1 VILLA 1
Q2 16.04.26 FOREST 1 PORTO 0
33 19.04.26 FOREST 4 SHYMOORFOLK 1
34 24.04.26 SNDRLND 0 FOREST 5
S1 30.04.26 FOREST 1 PARKSIDE 0
35 04.05.26 CHELSEA 1 FOREST 3
S2 07.05.26 PARKSIDE 4 FOREST 0
36 10.05.26 FOREST 1 SPIFFS 1
37 17.05.26 MANURE 3 FOREST 2
38 24.05.26 FOREST 1 AFC MUFFS 1