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SEASON 2025/26   game 19   December 30th 2025
Nottingham Forest
Everton
As we've explained before, we haven't given Everton a nickname because they don't have a personality. We could call them the Toffees, but that just makes them sound brown and sticky, like a stick. Or we could call them the Hillinson Dicks, but that would just be rude. No, Everton shall remain simply Everton, a vacuous and mildly irritating piece of history who were taught a vengeful and salutary lesson on the 30th December 2025 on the killing fields of West Bridgford.
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| 01 |
17.08.25 |
FOREST
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3 |
BENTFORD |
1 |
| 02 |
24.08.25 |
PALEARSE
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1 |
FOREST |
1 |
| 03 |
31.08.25 |
FOREST |
0 |
WET HAMS |
3 |
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  nuno out |
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  pog in |
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| 04 |
13.09.25 |
THE ARSE |
3 |
FOREST |
0 |
| 05 |
20.09.25 |
SHYMOORFOLK |
1 |
FOREST |
1 |
| E1 |
24.09.25 |
REAL BETTYS |
2 |
FOREST |
2 |
| 06 |
27.09.25 |
FOREST |
0 |
SNDRLND |
1 |
| E2 |
02.10.25 |
FOREST |
2 |
MIDGETYLAND |
3 |
| 07 |
05.10.25 |
SPIFFS |
2 |
FOREST |
0 |
| 08 |
18.10.25 |
FOREST |
0 |
CHELSEA |
3 |
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  pog out |
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  dyche in |
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| E3 |
23.10.25 |
FOREST |
2 |
PORTO |
0 |
| 09 |
26.10.25 |
AFC MUFFS |
2 |
FOREST |
0 |
| 10 |
01.11.25 |
FOREST |
2 |
MANURE |
2 |
| E4 |
06.11.25 |
STURM GRAZ |
0 |
FOREST |
0 |
| 11 |
09.11.25 |
FOREST |
3 |
LEED |
1 |
| 12 |
22.11.25 |
THE POO |
0 |
FOREST |
3 |
| E5 |
27.11.25 |
FOREST |
3 |
MALMO |
0 |
| 13 |
30.11.25 |
FOREST |
0 |
HOVE |
2 |
| 14 |
03.12.25 |
WONDERBRAS |
0 |
FOREST |
1 |
| 15 |
06.12.25 |
EVERTON |
3 |
FOREST |
0 |
| E6 |
11.12.25 |
UTRECHT |
1 |
FOREST |
2 |
| 16 |
14.12.25 |
FOREST |
3 |
TOSSPOTS |
0 |
| 17 |
22.12.25 |
COTTAGERS |
1 |
FOREST |
0 |
| 18 |
27.12.25 |
FOREST |
1 |
MANCITY |
2 |
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